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ARIES March 21 - April 19 You will get a golf tip from a friend or a magazine that seems like the answer to all your problems. But don't overdo it just because you're hitting the ball so well. You will pull a muscle and be off golf for weeks. Your new-found confidence will also tempt you to get out those long irons. Resist at all costs.

PISCES February 19 - March 20 All you Pisces should consider using a 3-wood off the tee this month, as your driver will have more than its usual attraction to water. Saturn is up to his old tricks again, so expect some bad kicks and bounces as the month wears on. You will probably lose a dozen balls or more. Stock up now!

ARIES March 21 - April 19 You will get a golf tip from a friend or a magazine that seems like the answer to all your problems. But don't overdo it just because you're hitting the ball so well. You will pull a muscle and be off golf for weeks. Your new-found confidence will also tempt you to get out those long irons. Resist at all costs.

TAURUS April 20 - May 20 You bulls are using too much right hand this month. If you're not hitting it fat, you will spend a lot of time searching the trees and rough on the left. Pull down from the top with the left hand. Ladies - if you don't already own one, this is a good time to buy a 9-wood and retire your 5-iron.

GEMINI May 21 - June 20 As usual, Gemini, indecision is costing you shots. When you find yourself "between clubs", take the bigger one and swing easy. Don't go for the big carry over water, however hard your partner or your opponent presses you. If you're in two minds about playing golf or staying home, Venus is lurking this month, so take a little break from golf.

CANCER June 21 - July 22 One of your playing partners will turn up with a brand new, super-oversized driver, and hit the ball out of sight. He or she will kindly offer to let you have a go with it. Please don't. Otherwise you will go right underneath the ball, leaving nasty scuff marks on the top of their driver which can't be wiped off. Embarrassing. 

LEO July 23 - August 22 Leo, you are dangerous to be around this month! Your shots are heading left and right, but never centre. Practice shouting 'fore' in the shower before you leave home, and make sure your liability insurance is up to date. Take extra special care when playing near anyone wearing pink or red, or better still, wait until they're out of range.

VIRGO August 23 - September 22 'Never up, never in' could be your motto this month Virgos. Those niggling little problems at work seem to be sapping all your energy. Put a couple of bananas in your golf bag and eat them on the 7th and the 12th (NOT the 13th!). On the green, try to imagine the hole is 3 feet beyond its actual location. Unless you have a 2 foot putt, of course.

 LIBRA September 23 - October 22 Ah Librans! Balance, balance, if only you had it. Last month you couldn't buy a putt, but you were smoking them off the tee. This month you'll hole everything on the greens, but drive in the trees and have at least one shank. That's life. You will also lose a lot of tee-pegs, but you'll find a green one. What idiot invented green tee-pegs?

SCORPIO October 23 - November 21 Your putting is worse than ever, so with the Moon's help this is the time for a radical change. You could try cross-handed, but I recommend the claw grip or trying a belly putter (while it's still allowed!). If nothing else, this will feel so odd that you will have to spend some time on the practice green, which is probably what you needed in the first place.

SAGITTARIUS November 22 - December 21 Sagittarians, this month is yours for the taking! In fact, the next six weeks should see you playing out of your skin. Fight the temptation to try and work out why - you could lose it all through 'analysis paralysis'. Just grip it and rip it. Now would be a good time to play a few Nassaus and roll over the winnings to the following week. Enjoy!

CAPRICORN December 22 - January 19 You will find yourself playing at a course or with someone with an 'R' in their name. Keep a close eye on your opponent(s) if it's more than just a friendly, especially in the rough. They will be tempted to improve their lie. Your iron shots will lack crispness. Try gripping a little down the shaft and taking a three-quarter backswing.

~ All Access Sporting News


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